Lost sex toy in my anus

Last night while playing with myself I accidentally lost my home made sex toy in the anus. It is the shape of my lipstick container. Do I need to go to the doctor?

 

Yes you do. I know this is embarrassing but you have little choice. The sex toy can lodge into the rectum and can even perforate the bowel-which can be very serious. Just go to the ER and tell them that you have a foreign body in the rectum and would like to have it removed. Just tell the nurses that you can only provide a history to the doctor. Keep the conversation to a minimum. You will most likely undergo a rectal exam but in most cases, the sex toy is too deep to be removed with fingers. Hence, you will undergo an X-ray and then a surgeon or a GI doctor will be called. They will use a small fiberoptic scope that has a snare. It will take less than 10 mins and you may not even need anesthesia. You can ask for the sex toy back if you wish. My best advice, buy a sex toy with flanges at the base so this prevents it from slipping in the anus. This is not an unusual problem, but with human creativity and spontaneity this is not a common problem seen in the ED. Losing large sex toys (huge dildos) in the anus somehow appears to be more common in men, whereas women tend to insert tiny objects. Good luck.